Ask Wilfred.

Jul 31

master-niwa said: we gotta hang out and smoke.

p.s your the coolest dog next to my dog we should have a doggie play day of getting really really high my dog even smokes to he says his favortie weed is charlie sheen :) whats yours?

Giving weed the name Charlie Sheen is downright insanity. Very potent Cocaine should have that name.  I rarely give weed a name reference unless it’s medical, and I use its medical name.  Stupid people give weed names when the reality is it’s just weed.   Weed should only be categorized under quality and additives.  ONLY…

-Wilfred

Jul 31

dude-far-out said: Dude, I fucking love you. I wanna get stoned with you so bad! Anyway, I have a question; iIs Ryan gay? I feel like he could swing either way at this point...

I doubt it.  Solely from the fact about the whole finger thing.  SOLELY from that…

-Wilfred

Jul 31

karish-rish said: Wilfred, my love, you're quite the lovely fellow,
lets toke.

THIS is why I made the Tumblr account, love.  To feed my egotistical narcissism and to smoke weed with all kinds of people who love me. Thank you for all of those things.

Sincerely,

Wilfred

Jul 31

starsglowin-thedark-deactivated said: 1. Can we smoke it up together?

2. WHY DOES JENNA ORGASM SO MUUCCHH?!?!?!

1. Always yes, love.

2. There is such a thing in this world called multi-orgasmic people.  And less pertaining to your question but still rather interesting…some females can find sexual pleasure from simply pissing after kegel exercises. Fun fact.

All the best,

Wilfred

Jul 31

Anonymous said: Hey Willy,
How come you tag your name as "Jeremy Gann?" Shouldn't it be Jason Gann?

That’s a big deal, mate!  Every tag will be changed by next week, it was a simple mistake.  I wish you weren’t anonymous; I could thank you properly with a nice big lick on the face.

Thanks again.

-Wilfred

Jul 31

sh4rkb41t00h4h4-deactivated2013 said: Wilfred Come smoke with me and ill toss your ball for you as well ! <3 u !!!

The smoking…yes.  But the ball…since when has anyone wanted to do much of anything while stoned?

-Wilfred

Jul 31

kushslave said: Wilfred is an asshole to Ryan but it's cuz Ryan's a bitch so it's ok.

Dear hella-fly,

….Agreed.

-Wilfred

Jul 30
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Jul 30

peeweethebeast said: Hey wilfred how do i make my dog get baked with me? And do you do any other drugs ?

Have you ever just tried handing him the bong?  or feeding him pot cookies?  (I can’t do brownies.  Doesn’t agree with my stomach.) I do other drugs, from over the counter to hardcore medicines, but how often does Ryan volunteer at the hospice anymore?  Probably not from now on after I killed that lady…WITH MY CHARMS! 

-Wilfred

P.S.  And of course…a pillow.

Jul 30

geargie said: Which Matt Damon movie is your favorite? (I don't really see what he sees in Ben Affleck either)

You gotta love the Bourne movies.  Tons of action, lots of suspense…It’s AWESOME!

-Wilfred

P.S.  Glad you agree about the Ben Affleck situation.

Jul 30

ryangoslingobsession said: Does Jenna smoke weed w/ u and Ryan? And who taught you to smoke weed? It was Jenna, wasn't it? I answered my own question, didn't I?!

Jenna doesn’t smoke weed; for crying out loud, she thinks my bong is just a toy.  And how did I learn?  Ever heard the expression “Doggie see, Doggie do?”

Jul 30

Anonymous said: Can we get stoned?

Of course, mate!  I get stoned with gray people all the time!  You don’t even have to ask!

-Wilfred

Jul 30

amourmavie-deactivated20140208 said: How did you and Jenna come to meeting and how long has she owned you?

Jenna found me at a shelter and she fell in love with my charm.  Originally I fell in love with her looks, and she’s been a good owner ever since.  Roughly 34 years.

-Wilfred

Jul 30

Anonymous said: Why is your blog so stupid??

Why are you a scared little anonymous punk bitch?

-Wilfred

Jul 30

sofadedistay said: how do you stay so fresh in sticky situations?

I don’t fear consequences and I smell the fear of others in sticky situations.  Makes me feel better, to be honest.  Just always act like you know what you’re doing and you’ll always look the freshest.

-Wilfred